As I was looking at the April ACMOC calendar photo I was reminded of a humorous story that was told in my part of Texas.
First I need to explain that in Texas driving while intoxicated is commonly referred to as D.W.I.
This tale was alleged to have occurred at an open pit uranium mine in south central Texas over 50 years ago.
 A man had applied for a job as a heavy equipment operator. He was being interviewed by the foreman who asked “What type of equipment can you operate?” As the question was asked the man saw a DW 15 tractor pulling a water tank and said “I can operate one of those D.W.I.  5 tractors."
Needless to say the man wasn’t hired!
Craig 

The tractor the man saw had a decal that read DW15.
Craig

Good one!