Marry christmas

Er, BITJAM.
MARRY Christmas?????????? MARRY ANYBODY??????????????? PLEASE, DON'T talk dirty like that to me. It frightens me right out of the Christmas spirit. 😆

You have a Merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year too, in spite of your talking dirty like that. 👍 👋

Deas, sounds like you might have some issues with that particular institution? 👋
(Marriage, I mean, not Christmas)?

I'm with you, Deas. Women are like Peacocks ...Pretty to look at but you don't want one in your house screeching at you. Still to this day when I go to the store for a couple items and they ask me "do you want a bag?" I reply "No, Thanks. The last one was an alcoholic".


Seriously, To ALL a Very Merry Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanza or whatever trips your trigger!!👋

Bad finger

Hi, RonM.
Nope, I don't have any issues with that partcular institutuion - marriage, that is. I'd happily go back there IF I found someone with whom I WANTED to go there. I was just pulling BITJAM's leg about his typo but I have to ask about the 'bad finger' - TWICE?

Hi, ZTJG.
Say wotchyer like about 'em, you have to admit one thing. Women are the only critters on the planet who can take a teaspoon of tiny tadpoles, have fun collecting 'em, turn 'em into a lifetime of expenses and stick somebody else with the bills.

When I am asked if I want a bag, my standard reply is, "No, thanks. I'm trying to give 'em up. I divorced the last one I had." From the women, it usually gets anything from a sickly smile through a shocked chuckle to a real belly laugh.

[quote="Deas Plant."]Hi, RonM.
I'd happily go back there IF I found someone with whom I WANTED to go there.
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ah, therein lies the difficult part...:noidea: