Josh, you and I think alike. Once you get yours, I will ask for mine... Good Luck.
I finally found and bought a rock crusher that will work for what I want, it is a Braun Simplex Ore Crusher, an old design and Braun still makes a similar model. this one has a 3" by 6.5" jaw and will crush rocks up to about 2" dia. It works great, and seems to take little power to do its job. Attached are a couple pictures, and a link to a current model for sale and another potentially interesting crusher.
http://austin.craigslist.org/tls/2752150099.html
http://kpr.craigslist.org/grd/2747834501.html